just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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