We should be called the Road Head Warriors
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
