i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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