I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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