I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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