I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My penis needs a shock collar
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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