Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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