I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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