Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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