Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think I am morally bankrupt
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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