i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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