Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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