Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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