you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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