I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My ATM looks so different sober.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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