If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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