they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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