What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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