I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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