The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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