if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I think my moral compass just broke
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