Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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