he was CRYING into my vagina
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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