ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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