i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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