Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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