he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
