Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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