I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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Do I have a choice?
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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