is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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