so that wasnt chicken after all
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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