Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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