Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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