How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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