oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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