lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
