dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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