which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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