i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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