We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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