i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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