why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
bring money and cleavage
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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