Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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