babies were throwing up all over the place
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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