where am i from again
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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