i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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