She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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