at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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