Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.