My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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