Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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