Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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