I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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