Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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