I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it's not cheating when I paid for it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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