I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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